Starving lion sniffs along ground. Starving lion breathes in tracks, catches pig in nose. Starving lion licks lips and puts on napkin in anticipation of eating pig. Pig gives lion a hot foot (lit match stuck between toes). Lion puts out hot foot with fire extinguisher, blows on foot. Small porcupine walks out of hollow of tree, lion grabs furry creature with paw. Lion's front teeth sharpen each other like knife and fork. Porcupine touches nose to sharpen quills, lion howls in pain off camera, porcupine walks away. Lion clips quills off face with scissors. Lion listens to radio. Trailer with radio broadcast equipment sends out message from rooftop antenna. Jerry Colona-type character speaks into camera (hugs it and entwines in it, he loves the phallic microphone). Lion listens to animated radio (radio jumps about)Lion races off to radio station, listens to skunk's complaint. Lion speaks to hunter, hunter asks lion to take eye test. Lion looks at eye chart with letter "A" on it, eyes pop out of his head to look letter over. Crazy hunter takes notes on pad. Hunter examines lion with stethoscope, hunter's head rings with sound of lion's heart. Head goes into all types of strange shapes and contortions. Lion takes teeth out of mouth for hunter to examine. Hunter examines teeth. Hunter stamps lion on ass, with "accepted".